Awkward Situation #1: Stop growling, stomach, you're embarrassing me.
Oh boy oh boy, do I have a story for you.
It all started when one day I needed to study during lunch, so I didn't eat the majority of it. Then fifth period comes around, and this happens:
*insert absolutely silent class here because we were taking a test*
Stomach- *growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it and so does everyone else in the room*
This will continue for the entirety of the 45 minute class.
I have honors biology sixth period, and that day, we were taking notes.
*insert mostly silent class here*
Stomach- *slightly quieter growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it and so does everyone else in the room*
And, finally, seventh period.
*insert loud class here because we were doing group work*
Stomach- *even quieter growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it*
Other three people in my group- (and this is me paraphrasing) Whoa, Hannah!
Me- Oh shit. Uh, I didn't eat most of my lunch today because I was studying.
Other three people in my group- Well then eat it now!
My stomach will continue growling and embarrassing me like a little bitch for the rest of class, and the other people in my group will continue hearing it and commenting (which I can't exactly blame them for).
Lesson learned?
No, not really.
There will be numerous other times throughout the school year when this very same or similar thing will happen to me, because that's me and my awkward life.
It all started when one day I needed to study during lunch, so I didn't eat the majority of it. Then fifth period comes around, and this happens:
*insert absolutely silent class here because we were taking a test*
Stomach- *growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it and so does everyone else in the room*
This will continue for the entirety of the 45 minute class.
I have honors biology sixth period, and that day, we were taking notes.
*insert mostly silent class here*
Stomach- *slightly quieter growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it and so does everyone else in the room*
And, finally, seventh period.
*insert loud class here because we were doing group work*
Stomach- *even quieter growl*
Me- *tries to ignore it*
Other three people in my group- (and this is me paraphrasing) Whoa, Hannah!
Me- Oh shit. Uh, I didn't eat most of my lunch today because I was studying.
Other three people in my group- Well then eat it now!
My stomach will continue growling and embarrassing me like a little bitch for the rest of class, and the other people in my group will continue hearing it and commenting (which I can't exactly blame them for).
Lesson learned?
No, not really.
There will be numerous other times throughout the school year when this very same or similar thing will happen to me, because that's me and my awkward life.
I know the feeling it used to happen to me all the time. Try eating a good breakfast and snack throughout the day.
ReplyDeleteI've been there and also this is really funny to read
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